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An Erector Set From Santa Clause

Don Rickles

Don Rickles has insulted millions of people and they laugh at themselves. 

Why doesn't it work that way for the rest of us?

Frasier

Ever see a show called Frasier? – Evidence that cranky, compulsive, competitive and even pompous people are funny … sometimes very funny!

Johnny Carson

How was it that Johnny Carson, who was so painfully shy and socially uncomfortable that he was referred to as "the most private public man who ever lived", able to bring laughter to millions of people each night with eloquence and style?  He wasn't a people person but he was personable.

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Identity Crisis

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Lola Lanot

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ESP From My Cartoon Insights

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Evidence Of The Sun

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Bob Newhart

A young Bob Newhart dropped out of law school and then accounting and stammered his way into our hearts. How did he get us to make up the jokes while he played the straight man? Clearly humor like beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Cartoon - Scateboard

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Brad:
I wonder if I could use this for the pinewood derby.
I don't know what I just jumped over, and I don't want to know.
Man, batteries are never included.
Karl:
Why do those people down there look like ants?
They told me how to ride it, they didn't tell me how to land it!

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Scott:
Good one. But, no, I haven't any wool.
Honestly, my mortgage feels like more of a curse.
When I started in this business there were more peaks.
Yeah, all my performance reviews contain the phrase 'ram tough'.
I've definitely had more than my share of harassment seminars.
After a while, I just got good at jumping from ledges.
I tell people it's Bluetooth.

Karl:
What, you don't think I can climb the corporate ladder?
My mission statement is 'climb every mountain'.

Brad:
-I have to keep this job to provide for the kids
-It's the new rage, no more shoe laces
-Metropolitan life can change a man
-One word, "stress"
-I decided to try gel rather than pomade.
-"One size fits all" hats are just to mock me.
-You don't wanna know what's in the briefcase...
-I have rubbed shoulders with some of the biggest bucks!

Kurt:
I know I really blew that pitch, but I just couldn't take my eyes off her wheatgrass.
I guess in a perfect world, I would go pro on my pan flute.
With this crackdown on immigration, I might have to self-deport back to mythology.
She says I'm just 'no faun.'
Everybody buts heads with their boss, but for me it's a homicide case.
I was just thinking of simpler times, back when I was a kid.
It's going to be hard to tell the boss that I ate my homework.
It's not the looks that bother me so much as the yodels.

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